The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/9/08

Season 4 • 04/09/2008

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04:02

Democralypse Now - 3am
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In a rare moment of solidarity, Obama and McCain have responded to Hillary's ad campaign.
04/07/2008
03:21

Pope Coming to NYC
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Stephen tempts the Pope to come on the show with an iPod, Air Pope shoes and an unbaptized baby.
04/08/2008
06:04

Children's Drawings
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The children in Pennsylvania are so excited about Stephen's visit, they sent him their artwork.
04/08/2008
06:57

Madeleine Albright
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Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
04/08/2008
00:29

Intro - 4/8/08
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More about Stephen's upcoming trip to Philly -- remember, no brotherly glove, no brotherly love.
04/08/2008
02:23

Wilford Brimley Calls - Donation
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Wilford Brimley is working the phones for the McCain campaign and calls Stephen for a donation.
04/08/2008
04:12

The Word - Starter Country
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Senators Clinton and Obama, prove that you are ready to run a country -- just not this one.
04/09/2008
07:00

Jeff Gore
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Stephen has an exclusive -- Jeff Gore, founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, is endorsing Obama.
04/09/2008
05:36

Cheating Death - Sexual Health
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A new survey reports that healthy sex should last three to 13 minutes, but Stephen knows better.
04/09/2008
02:50

Olympic Torch
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Stephen gives the Olympic Torch some advice to aid its journey.
04/09/2008
00:29

Intro - 4/9/08
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Democratic candidates have raised record amounts of money -- hydroponic grow lights must be expensive.
04/09/2008
00:23

Intro - 4/10/08
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How should we remember Martin Luther King? Stephen will always think of him as the fifth Beatle.
04/10/2008
04:42

The Word - Black and White
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With the Santa Claus-ification of Martin Luther King, we can just wait for peace to come down the chimney.
04/10/2008
03:56

More Drawings from Kids
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Stephen counts down the days until his trip to Philadelphia and checks out some more drawings from kids.
04/10/2008
04:52

Tip/Wag - Rain
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Stephen needs your vote to show that he is more influential than Korean pop star Rain.
04/10/2008
04:48

Robin Wright
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Robin Wright has covered six Middle East wars, and Stephen wants to know which was her favorite.
04/10/2008
00:44

Petraeus Hearings
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Stephen is deeply inspired by General Petraeus' testimony.
04/10/2008
03:05

From Philadelphia
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Stephen is in Philly this week with a few new additions -- a giant map and Benjamin Franklin.
04/14/2008
03:46

Pennsylvania Primary History
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Stephen looks back and explains how Pennsylvania has become a flashpoint primary.
04/14/2008
06:12

Chris Matthews
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Stephen asks Philadelphia native Chris Matthews how to win the Pennsylvania vote.
04/14/2008
07:20

Michelle Obama
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Stephen tries to make Barack Obama jealous by singing to Michelle Obama.
04/15/2008
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