The Colbert Report
New Giant iPhone
Season 4 • 06/10/2008
Send Stephen the new giant iPhone or he'll do all of his computing on John Hodgman.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/9/08
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Philip Weiss
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tickling the Rocks
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Elitist Menace Among Us
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
The Colbert ReportS4 Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
The Colbert ReportS4 Alan Rabinowitz
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/10/08
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
The Colbert ReportS4 New Giant iPhone
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Hajdu
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - U.S. Airweighs
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
The Colbert ReportS4 Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
The Colbert ReportS4 Memorized Script
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
The Colbert ReportS4 Israel's New Bird
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/11/08
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dickson Despommier
Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
The Colbert ReportS4 We the MEdiator
Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!
You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
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