The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/3/10
Season 6 • 06/03/2010
Here's a simple plan for fixing the problem in the Gulf of Mexico -- just rename it the Black Sea.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
The Colbert ReportS6 Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lisa Miller
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki
Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/2/10
Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
The Colbert ReportS6 Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
The Colbert ReportS6 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket
While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
The Colbert ReportS6 Crude & Unusual
The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
The Colbert ReportS6 Vampire Weekend
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
The Colbert ReportS6 Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormack
Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/3/10
Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
The Colbert ReportS6 Charity Begins at 11:30
Bing offers to donate $2,500 to a charity of Stephen's choice every time he says the word "bing."
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/7/10
Every order of shrimp from Louisiana comes pre-blackened, and Jonathan Alter reviews President Obama's first year.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Gulf of America Fund
The Colbert Nation Gulf of America Fund is the one time you want to hear that a charity is skimming money from the top.
The Colbert ReportS6 Oil's Well That Never Ends
Stephen shows President Obama how to appear angry over the oil spill by ripping off his sleeves and beating up BP CEO Tony Hayward.
The Colbert ReportS6 Oil Spill Rage - James Carville
James Carville knows who to blame for the BP oil spill and explains how President Obama should respond to the crisis.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jonathan Alter
Jonathan Alter believes that President Obama made history right after coming into office by preventing another Great Depression.
The Colbert ReportS6 Exclusive - Who's Watching the Watchdog Pt. 1
Stephen asks Consumer Reports' Liam McCormack how he can justify his scientific approach to a Christian nation.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - P.R.-mageddon
As long as Tony Hayward stays the public face of BP, he'll draw the stink off the rest of the company.
The Colbert ReportS6 Obama's Whoomp! There It Is Controversy
Hawaii needs to release Obama's official government rap certificate to prove he was not a member of the Tag Team crew.
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