The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/14/06
Season 2 • 06/14/2006
Congress debates the Iraq war, proving the old saw, "Shoot first, ask questions four years later."
The Colbert ReportS2 NSA Wiretapping
Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tim Flannery
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
The Colbert ReportS2 Feline Bravery
Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/13/06
Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - License Renewal
The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Disappearing Act
Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
Displaying the Ten Commandments is as much for Congressman Westmoreland as it is for anybody else.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Sirota
Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
The Colbert ReportS2 Surprise Visit to Iraq
George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend after telling his aides he was "going to read," a phrase Stephen thinks should have raised suspicions.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/14/06
Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Michael Pollan
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay
Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Lock & Load
Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/15/06
In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
The Colbert ReportS2 Biggie-ness
Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere
Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
The Colbert ReportS2 Gustavo Arellano
Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
The Colbert ReportS2 Bill Gates
Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
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