The Colbert Report

Intro - 6/14/06

Season 2 • 06/14/2006

Congress debates the Iraq war, proving the old saw, "Shoot first, ask questions four years later."

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NSA Wiretapping

Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
06/13/2006
07:14

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Tim Flannery

Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
06/13/2006
01:03

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Feline Bravery

Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
06/13/2006
00:36

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Intro - 6/13/06

Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
06/13/2006
06:33

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Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland

Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
06/14/2006
02:46

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The Word - License Renewal

The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
06/14/2006
00:09

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Sign Off - Disappearing Act

Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
06/14/2006
02:03

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland

Displaying the Ten Commandments is as much for Congressman Westmoreland as it is for anybody else.
06/14/2006
06:08

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David Sirota

Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
06/14/2006
03:29

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Surprise Visit to Iraq

George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend after telling his aides he was "going to read," a phrase Stephen thinks should have raised suspicions.
06/14/2006
00:35

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Intro - 6/14/06

Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
06/14/2006
06:07

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Michael Pollan

Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
06/15/2006
04:07

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Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay

Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
06/15/2006
05:04

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The Word - Lock & Load

Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
06/15/2006
00:34

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Intro - 6/15/06

In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
06/15/2006
01:08

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Biggie-ness

Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
06/15/2006
02:47

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Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere

Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
06/15/2006
06:40

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Gustavo Arellano

Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
06/19/2006
04:53

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ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition

Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
06/19/2006
03:52

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Bill Gates

Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
06/19/2006
03:11

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The Word - Risky Business

Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
06/19/2006
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