The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/6/06
Season 2 • 02/06/2006
Stephen Colbert introduces this episode's main topics.
Stephen's Famous Five-Meat ChiliThe Colbert ReportS2
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
Sign Off - TiVoThe Colbert ReportS2
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
Intro - 2/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
Birth Day OffThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
The Word - MetaphoricallyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
Barbara BoxerThe Colbert ReportS2
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
Fract - Native American State NamesThe Colbert ReportS2
Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
ThreatDown - Killer BeesThe Colbert ReportS2
From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
The Golden CornerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
Intro - 2/6/06The Colbert ReportS2
America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
Western UnionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
James WoolseyThe Colbert ReportS2
James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
Fract - Frnap: RoyaltyThe Colbert ReportS2
The Colbert Report launches a 'Freedom Snap' against constitutional monarchies.
Math Is HardThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
The Word - KiddingThe Colbert ReportS2
With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
Intro - 2/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
B.B.B.L.T.The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
The Word - EurekaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
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