The Colbert Report
The Word - Surrender to a Buyer Power
Season 8 • 02/22/2012
Target works in mysterious ways.
Sign Off - Dark Lord of the SithThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen transforms himself into a Sith Lord and cackles maniacally.
Intro - 2/21/12The Colbert ReportS8
Congress attacks Colbert Super PAC, a new sport takes America by storm, and Robert Kagan counsels Mitt Romney on international affairs.
Robert KaganThe Colbert ReportS8
Author Robert Kagan talks about advising Mitt Romney on foreign policy and explores America's use of military force in international affairs.
Colbert Super PAC - Nancy Pelosi's Ad & Barack Obama's Super PACThe Colbert ReportS8
Nancy Pelosi smears Stephen in an effort to pass the Disclose Act, and Barack Obama reverses his stand on super PACs as his reelection campaign solicits donations.
Douchebag ShowdownThe Colbert ReportS8
Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price.
Better Know a District - California's 8thThe Colbert ReportS8
In 1906, an earthquake struck California's 8th district, leveling San Francisco and marking the last time anyone could afford to live there without six roommates.
Intro - 2/22/12The Colbert ReportS8
Lent gets off to a thunderous start, corporations know too much about consumers, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi joins Stephen.
Stephen's Lenten SacrificeThe Colbert ReportS8
As America's most famous Catholic, Stephen must set a good example during Lent.
Nancy PelosiThe Colbert ReportS8
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi believes that super PACs threaten American democracy and that Citizens United should be overturned.
Sign Off - Conquistador SacrificeThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen refuses to break Lent by high fiving a persistent conquistador.
The Word - Surrender to a Buyer PowerThe Colbert ReportS8
By using predictive analytics, Target doesn't just track when customers buy sheets, they know what customers are doing between the sheets.
Wheat Thins SponsortunityThe Colbert ReportS8
While Wheat Thins is a snack for anyone actively seeking experiences, those experiences should not include eating 17 crackers in one sitting.
Placido DomingoThe Colbert ReportS8
Spanish tenor Placido Domingo talks about his world-famous production of "Tosca" and explains why women find tenors so captivating.
Arizona GOP DebateThe Colbert ReportS8
At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
Posthumous Mormon BaptismThe Colbert ReportS8
Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan CampaignsThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
Peggielene BartelsThe Colbert ReportS8
Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
Intro - 2/28/12The Colbert ReportS8
High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
Rising Oil Prices - John KilduffThe Colbert ReportS8
With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
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