The Colbert Report
Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
Season 3 • 11/01/2007
Stephen goes to his home state to press the flesh.
The Word - Job DescriptionThe Colbert ReportS3
We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - ElectionsThe Colbert ReportS3
America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
Hallo-WeeningThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
Obama's Grit-Off ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.
Intro - 10/31/07The Colbert ReportS3
Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran."
Lawrence WilkersonThe Colbert ReportS3
Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
Hail to the Cheese - Donors ChooseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
Intro - 11/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
Walter KirnThe Colbert ReportS3
Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive CouncilThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
Hail to the Cheese - Ballot IssuesThe Colbert ReportS3
Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
Sign Off - Buy AmericanThe Colbert ReportS2
If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
Intro - 11/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
Dean KamenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
P.K. Winsome - A Journey HomeThe Colbert ReportS2
P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
Shout Out! - Michael RehmThe Colbert ReportS2
In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
The Word - Putin '08The Colbert ReportS2
With the Republicans' recent loss of majority in the House, Stephen has the perfect politician for '08 GOP nomination: Vladimir Putin.
Richard FreemanThe Colbert ReportS4 E1
Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
Nothing in the PromptersThe Colbert ReportS4 E1
Stephen learns that writers are actually responsible for what he says.
Democratic Change - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS4 E1
Andrew Sullivan is an expert on change because he changed into a Democrat.
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