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The Word - Troops Out Now
Season 3 • 10/02/2007
Stephen gives us The Word from a parallel universe.
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04:53
The Word - Evitable
The Colbert Report
S3
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
10/01/2007
04:35
Cheating Death - Sleep
The Colbert Report
S3
If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
10/01/2007
05:35
Charlie Savage
The Colbert Report
S3
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
10/01/2007
00:35
Intro - 10/1/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
10/01/2007
00:20
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and Ten
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
10/02/2007
01:20
End of the Universe
The Colbert Report
S3
A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
10/02/2007
04:59
John Mearsheimer
The Colbert Report
S3
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
10/02/2007
04:12
The Real Showdown
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
10/02/2007
04:49
Nailed 'Em - Cyberrorists
The Colbert Report
S3
Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
10/02/2007
00:30
Intro - 10/2/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
10/02/2007
04:07
The Word - Troops Out Now
The Colbert Report
S3
In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
10/02/2007
05:58
Gay Roundup - Dan Savage
The Colbert Report
S3
Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
10/03/2007
02:00
Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush
The Colbert Report
S3
President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
10/03/2007
02:52
Krugman Correction
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
10/03/2007
01:39
Monkey on the Lam - Missouri
The Colbert Report
S3
A monkey escaped from the University of Missouri in 1943 and remains at large to this day.
10/03/2007
00:31
Intro - 10/3/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen counts down the days till his book comes out, and discusses gay issues while thinking about straight issues.
10/03/2007
06:15
Jim Lovell
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
10/03/2007
05:58
ThreatDown - Science and Technology Edition
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums.
10/04/2007
03:40
The Word - Catastrophe
The Colbert Report
S3
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
10/04/2007
00:41
An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
10/04/2007
04:59
John Kao
The Colbert Report
S3
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
10/04/2007
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