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Sign Off - Goodnight
Season 8 • 05/29/2012
Stephen signs off.
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00:19
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts
The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts.
05/10/2012
06:27
The Colbert Report
S8
Francis Collins
Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
05/10/2012
02:24
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy
God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate.
05/10/2012
06:24
The Colbert Report
S8
ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison.
05/10/2012
01:18
The Colbert Report
S8
Mother's Day Shout Out
Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
05/10/2012
00:39
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 5/10/12
Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
05/10/2012
05:04
The Colbert Report
S8
Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers
Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
05/29/2012
00:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 5/29/12
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
05/29/2012
05:13
The Colbert Report
S8
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100
The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
05/29/2012
05:45
The Colbert Report
S8
Charlize Theron
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
05/29/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
05/29/2012
00:29
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 5/30/12
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
05/30/2012
03:44
The Colbert Report
S8
Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
05/30/2012
06:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Alan Alda
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
05/30/2012
00:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
05/30/2012
04:21
The Colbert Report
S8
Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
05/31/2012
02:02
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes
The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
05/31/2012
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Two Birds With One Drone
The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
05/31/2012
05:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Jack Hitt
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
05/31/2012
03:55
The Colbert Report
S8
Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
05/31/2012
00:51
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!
Stephen suspects that one of his writers has broken the strict, company abstinence pledge.
05/31/2012
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