The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 8 • 05/29/2012

Stephen signs off.

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Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts

The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts.
05/10/2012
06:27

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Francis Collins

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
05/10/2012
02:24

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Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate.
05/10/2012
06:24

The Colbert ReportS8
ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison.
05/10/2012
01:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Mother's Day Shout Out

Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
05/10/2012
00:39

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 5/10/12

Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
05/10/2012
05:04

The Colbert ReportS8
Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers

Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
05/29/2012
00:37

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 5/29/12

Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
05/29/2012
05:13

The Colbert ReportS8
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100

The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
05/29/2012
05:45

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Charlize Theron

Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
05/29/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/29/2012
00:29

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 5/30/12

The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
05/30/2012
03:44

The Colbert ReportS8
Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars

Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
05/30/2012
06:09

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Alan Alda

Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
05/30/2012
00:11

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Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox

Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
05/30/2012
04:21

The Colbert ReportS8
Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"

Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
05/31/2012
02:02

The Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes

The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
05/31/2012
03:31

The Colbert ReportS8
The Word - Two Birds With One Drone

The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
05/31/2012
05:47

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Jack Hitt

Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
05/31/2012
03:55

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Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
05/31/2012
00:51

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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!

Stephen suspects that one of his writers has broken the strict, company abstinence pledge.
05/31/2012
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