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Intro - 9/21/11

Season 7 • 09/21/2011

Protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin talks about the future of energy.

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The 63rd Emmy Awards
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America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
09/20/2011
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Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members
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Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight.
09/20/2011
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04:30

The Word - Death and Taxes
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If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
09/20/2011
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The Gayest Penetration
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The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military.
09/20/2011
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Daniel Yergin
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Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
09/21/2011
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Sign Off - Cigar
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Stephen smokes a cigar and says goodnight.
09/21/2011
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Wall Street Under Siege
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Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
09/21/2011
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European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia Freeland
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Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
09/21/2011
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Coming Soon - Hour-Long Radiohead Special
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Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper.
09/21/2011
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European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery
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The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery.
09/21/2011
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Intro - 9/21/11
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Europe might be on the road to financial ruin, protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses his book on the future of energy.
09/21/2011
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Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
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The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
09/22/2011
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Jeremy Ben-Ami
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Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
09/22/2011
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Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
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Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
09/22/2011
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Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
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According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
09/22/2011
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Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
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Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
09/22/2011
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Ignoring Global Warming
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In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
09/26/2011
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Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
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Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
09/26/2011
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04:53

The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
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Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
09/26/2011
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05:24

Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
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Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
09/26/2011
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Radiohead
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Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
09/26/2011
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