The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/21/11
Season 7 • 09/21/2011
Protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin talks about the future of energy.
The Colbert ReportS7 The 63rd Emmy Awards
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members
Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Death and Taxes
If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Gayest Penetration
The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military.
The Colbert ReportS7 Daniel Yergin
Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wall Street Under Siege
Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
The Colbert ReportS7 European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia Freeland
Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
The Colbert ReportS7 Coming Soon - Hour-Long Radiohead Special
Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper.
The Colbert ReportS7 European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery
The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/21/11
Europe might be on the road to financial ruin, protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses his book on the future of energy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jeremy Ben-Ami
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ignoring Global Warming
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
The Colbert ReportS7 Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
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