The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/01/2007
Stephen wants to know if Larry King's suspenders are lethal weapons.
Intro - 2/28/07The Colbert ReportS3
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
Obama vs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS3
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
David Geffen the Intern?The Colbert ReportS3
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home DadsThe Colbert ReportS3
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
Profiles in Quitters - Tom VilsackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve CohenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
Intro - 3/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
Jesus #1!The Colbert ReportS3
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
Sign Off - All the TimeThe Colbert ReportS3
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Word - Bury the LeadThe Colbert ReportS3
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
Larry KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
Mara VandersliceThe Colbert ReportS3
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!The Colbert ReportS3
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
Intro - 3/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
Stop the War in CongressThe Colbert ReportS3
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
Bears & Balls - BeesThe Colbert ReportS3
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
The Word - WWJDThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
ThreatDown - Cheney's ClotThe Colbert ReportS3
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
Intro - 3/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
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