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Season 3 • 03/01/2007
Stephen wants to know if Larry King's suspenders are lethal weapons.
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00:29
Intro - 2/28/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22
Obama vs. Colbert
The Colbert Report
S3
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09
David Geffen the Intern?
The Colbert Report
S3
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
04:54
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
The Colbert Report
S3
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
02/28/2007
04:30
Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
02/28/2007
05:24
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
03/01/2007
00:33
Intro - 3/1/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
03:22
Jesus #1!
The Colbert Report
S3
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
00:05
Sign Off - All the Time
The Colbert Report
S3
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
03/01/2007
04:08
The Word - Bury the Lead
The Colbert Report
S3
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
03/01/2007
06:21
Larry King
The Colbert Report
S3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
05:58
Mara Vanderslice
The Colbert Report
S3
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
03/05/2007
00:40
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
The Colbert Report
S3
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
03/05/2007
00:30
Intro - 3/5/07
The Colbert Report
S3
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
03/05/2007
02:33
Stop the War in Congress
The Colbert Report
S3
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
03/05/2007
04:29
Bears & Balls - Bees
The Colbert Report
S3
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
03/05/2007
06:00
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
03/05/2007
03:34
The Word - WWJD
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
03/06/2007
04:29
ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
The Colbert Report
S3
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
00:32
Intro - 3/6/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
06:16
Mark Frauenfelder
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
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