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Nationwide Secret Santa
Season 1 • 12/08/2005
Stephen starts a nationwide Secret Santa program.
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03:14
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Hell, No!
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
12/07/2005
04:46
The Colbert Report
S1
Burritos Happy Holidays
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
12/07/2005
05:33
The Colbert Report
S1
ThreatDown - Threats
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
12/07/2005
05:28
The Colbert Report
S1
Craig Crawford
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
12/07/2005
01:58
The Colbert Report
S1
The Mallomar
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
12/08/2005
02:02
The Colbert Report
S1
Papa Bear Nailed Him
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
12/08/2005
00:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/8/07
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
12/08/2005
07:52
The Colbert Report
S1
Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
12/08/2005
02:47
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Satisfied?
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
12/08/2005
03:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Movies That Are Destroying America - Christmas
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
12/08/2005
01:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
12/08/2005
02:42
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Belly Achin'
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
12/12/2005
05:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Harry Smith
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
12/12/2005
03:34
The Colbert Report
S1
The Real Christmas
Stephen knows what Christmas is really about: fire, bull testicles, shoe-fruit and black elves.
12/12/2005
02:30
The Colbert Report
S1
The In-Box - Custom Stamps
With the variety of Christmas stamps dwindling, Stephen recommends the use of customized photo stamps.
12/12/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - War
America has never lost nor tied a war.
12/12/2005
04:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Un-American News - Tootsie
A Spanish newspaper awards "Tootsie" a completely and totally un-American three-star rating.
12/12/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/12/05
The war on Christmas, cuts in health insurance, foreign press and guest Harry Smith on this episode of The Colbert Report.
12/12/2005
05:02
The Colbert Report
S1
Formidable Opponent - Steroids
Stephen and Stephen debate whether a crackdown on performance-enhancing drugs will save the world of sports or just rob it of its superstars.
12/13/2005
00:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - NBA
Not one of the 170 guards who the National Basketball Association employs has ever been accused of torturing a prisoner.
12/13/2005
02:37
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Lombardi
George W. Bush has played five great quarters so far. He never quits; he never pulls out.
12/13/2005
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