The Colbert Report
The Word - Manifest Density
Season 6 • 01/25/2010
If Americans don't keep getting fatter, the terrorists have won.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Airport Security Edition
A senior citizen tries to board a plane with a sword hidden inside his cane, and an eight-year-old boy is on the TSA watch list.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/21/10
Stephen reviews Obama's first year in office, examines airport terrorism and discusses national security with John Farmer.
The Colbert ReportS6 Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Legendary Interview Table
Own the legendary interview table where Stephen was baptized by Richard Branson and tongued by Jane Fonda.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Two-Faced
Either there are two completely different Barack Obamas, or conservative pundits are attacking him no matter what he does.
The Colbert ReportS6 Taliban Public Relations
Now that the Taliban has stopped cutting off ears, lips and tongues, they're appealing to a broader demo.
The Colbert ReportS6 Kati Marton
Kati Marton explains how she accessed her childhood in Hungary by obtaining secret police files.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/25/10
An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton remembers her tragic childhood in communist Hungary.
The Colbert ReportS6 Alpha Dog of the Week - Harold Ford Jr.
Harold Ford Jr. has the musky sack to not only change his address but also his political views.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - 50th Anniversary of Bubble Wrap
Stephen honors the 50th anniversary of Bubble Wrap by placing a pristine, untouched piece on the shelf.
The Colbert ReportS6 Obama Gets Called for Jury Duty
Stephen's been called for jury duty a dozen times, and they never let him go when he tells them he's president.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Manifest Density
For the sake of the economy and national pride, Americans have to keep gaining weight.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mika Brzezinski
Mika Brzezinski couldn't do anything right when she tried to be the perfect wife, mother and journalist.
The Colbert ReportS6 Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original C-Shaped Anchor Desk
You can own Stephen's original C-shaped anchor desk made from the finest acrylic, wood and bones of his enemies.
The Colbert ReportS6 Andre Bauer Is Not Against Animals
Andre Bauer is not against animals -- a dog is very handy for chasing poor people off his lawn.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Creigh Deeds & ScareBear Trail Companion
Creigh Deeds promotes lifetime hunting licenses for babies, and hikers can scare off bears with an iPhone app.
The Colbert ReportS6 Democrats Must Fight Back - Paul Begala
Paul Begala believes the Democrats need to do three things: attack, attack, attack.
The Colbert ReportS6 Arthur Benjamin
Arthur Benjamin loves to combine his passions of math and magic to do "mathemagics."
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Give Stephen an iPad
In case Stephen didn't make himself perfectly clear -- give him an iPad.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fox News Puts James O'Keefe Into Context
Fox News will not jump to conclusions about James O'Keefe's arrest for tampering with Mary Landrieu's phone lines.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Prece-Don't
John Roberts has a brilliant legal strategy to get around following precedent: not following precedent.
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