The Colbert Report

Stephen Gets a Free iPad

Season 6 • 04/01/2010

Stephen used to have two kidneys, but luckily there's an app that filters urine.

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05:59

Craig Mullaney
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Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
02:58

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards
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Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
03/31/2010
06:07

Easter Under Attack - Peeps Display Update
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John Pineau provides an update on the upcoming trial of a woman evicted for putting marshmallow Peeps on her apartment door.
03/31/2010
04:22

Tip/Wag - Hutaree Militia & ABC
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The Hutaree group gives apocalyptic militias a bad name, and "Lost" steals focus from the "V" countdown clock.
03/31/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Finger Pointing Award
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Stephen says goodnight with the award he won for finger pointing.
03/31/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight With an iPad
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Stephen looks up from his new iPad to say goodnight.
04/01/2010
03:06

Jell-O Tampering
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A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund.
04/01/2010
00:26

Intro - 4/1/10
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Republicans are all packing, and Judith Shulevitz talks about her summer tour with Ozzy.
04/01/2010
04:53

Judith Shulevitz
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Judith Shulevitz thinks the Sabbath teaches us how to organize our time around family and community.
04/01/2010
08:59

Elephant Graveyard - David Frum
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David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill.
04/01/2010
02:38

Stephen Gets a Free iPad
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Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily, there's an app that filters urine.
04/01/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight in 3D
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Stephen says goodnight wearing his 3D glasses.
04/05/2010
04:14

The Word - Bait and Snitch
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Talking to the Obama administration about being gay in the military is against the exact law they are thinking of overturning.
04/05/2010
06:59

ThreatDown - Fox, the Obamas & Time-Traveling Brandy Thieves
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Fox cancels "24," Michelle Obama wins a Kids' Choice Award, and thieves steal brandy out of a time capsule.
04/05/2010
02:41

Stephen Converts to 3D
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It really felt like Stephen was just in your living room, only this time it didn't result in a restraining order.
04/05/2010
05:20

Dean Kamen
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Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
04/05/2010
00:33

Intro - 4/5/10
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The Pentagon considers repealing "don't ask, don't tell," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
04/05/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
04/06/2010
10:46

Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
05:15

Al Sharpton
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
03:29

Scrabble Allows Proper Names
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Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
04/06/2010
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