The Colbert Report

Stephen Gets a Free iPad

Season 6 • 04/01/2010

Stephen used to have two kidneys, but luckily there's an app that filters urine.

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Craig Mullaney

Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
02:58

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards

Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
03/31/2010
06:07

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Easter Under Attack - Peeps Display Update

John Pineau provides an update on the upcoming trial of a woman evicted for putting marshmallow Peeps on her apartment door.
03/31/2010
04:22

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Tip/Wag - Hutaree Militia & ABC

The Hutaree group gives apocalyptic militias a bad name, and "Lost" steals focus from the "V" countdown clock.
03/31/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Finger Pointing Award

Stephen says goodnight with the award he won for finger pointing.
03/31/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight With an iPad

Stephen looks up from his new iPad to say goodnight.
04/01/2010
03:06

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Jell-O Tampering

A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund.
04/01/2010
00:26

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Intro - 4/1/10

Republicans are all packing, and Judith Shulevitz talks about her summer tour with Ozzy.
04/01/2010
04:53

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Judith Shulevitz

Judith Shulevitz thinks the Sabbath teaches us how to organize our time around family and community.
04/01/2010
08:59

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Elephant Graveyard - David Frum

David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill.
04/01/2010
02:38

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Stephen Gets a Free iPad

Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily, there's an app that filters urine.
04/01/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight in 3D

Stephen says goodnight wearing his 3D glasses.
04/05/2010
04:14

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The Word - Bait and Snitch

Talking to the Obama administration about being gay in the military is against the exact law they are thinking of overturning.
04/05/2010
06:59

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ThreatDown - Fox, the Obamas & Time-Traveling Brandy Thieves

Fox cancels "24," Michelle Obama wins a Kids' Choice Award, and thieves steal brandy out of a time capsule.
04/05/2010
02:41

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Stephen Converts to 3D

It really felt like Stephen was just in your living room, only this time it didn't result in a restraining order.
04/05/2010
05:20

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Dean Kamen

Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
04/05/2010
00:33

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Intro - 4/5/10

The Pentagon considers repealing "don't ask, don't tell," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
04/05/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
04/06/2010
10:46

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Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel

Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
05:15

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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
03:29

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Scrabble Allows Proper Names

Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
04/06/2010
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