The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Head Rub
Season 5 • 06/10/2009
A soldier rubs Stephen's head as he says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tareq Salha & Robin Balcom
Specialist Tareq Salha and Sgt. Robin Balcom don't look anything like the soldiers from WWII movies.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training Pt. 2
As much as Stephen doesn't want to admit it, it's time for him to graduate from basic training.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Bill Clinton & AMP Energy
Bill Clinton works tirelessly to find a cure for Stephen Colbert, and the back of Stephen's head sells ad space for AMP Energy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Hi, Stephen's Mom
The troops say hello to their special ladies.
The Colbert ReportS5 Formidable Opponent - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
George H.W. Bush remembers the stars of WWII, and Stephen stresses the importance of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy to Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Lt. Gen. Charles H. Jacoby Jr.
Sarah Palin asks the troops to say hi to her son, Track, and Commanding General Charles H. Jacoby Jr. chooses his favorite soldier out of the 130,000.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package
Joe Biden requests a favor, and Tom Hanks and Stephen figure out a way to ship puppies and ice cream to the troops.
The Colbert ReportS5 Admiral Crunch
Stephen identifies with strong military role models because he eats a lot of Admiral Crunch.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Cradle of Civilization - Barham Saleh
Deputy Prime Minister Barham Saleh explains how his PhD in oceanography helps him with politics in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Stephen's Spider Hole
Stephen demanded a room as good as the one Saddam had, so they gave him his own spider hole.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Head Rub
Stephen gets a head rub from a soldier in the audience.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tip/Wag - Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Golf Club & George W. Bush's Greeting
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Frank A. Grippe
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Sign Off - Honey, I'm Coming Home
Stephen thanks his staff and says what he hopes all the troops can say soon: "Honey, I'm coming home."
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds
It's going to take more than a series of eight-point rolls with the Air Force Thunderbirds to make Stephen throw up.
The Colbert ReportS5 Warm Memories of Iraq
Stephen used the time on his long flight back from Iraq to regrow his hair, and now it's as lustrous and thick as ever.
The Colbert ReportS5 Austan Goolsbee
Austan Goolsbee believes Barack Obama's policies will fix the auto industry and put Americans in a very happy place.
The Colbert ReportS5 Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/15/09
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
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