The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/27/09

Season 5 • 10/27/2009

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members -- they're close to getting Sinead O'Connor back.

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Cornel West

Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
10/26/2009
05:48

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The Word - Don't Ask Don't Tell

The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned.
10/26/2009
05:21

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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job

Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
10/26/2009
03:13

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George Will's Long Tie

Stephen has to restore balance to the universe after George Will starts wearing long ties.
10/26/2009
00:15

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Sign Off - Don't Move

Don't move so Stephen can always remember you staring at him.
10/26/2009
04:05

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Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV

Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior.
10/27/2009
00:27

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Sign Off - Goodnight?

Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun.
10/27/2009
04:57

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Gail Collins

Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today.
10/27/2009
01:44

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George W. Bush's Motivational Speech

Stephen would have loved to attend George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
10/27/2009
07:28

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Holy Water Under the Bridge - Randall Balmer

Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.
10/27/2009
00:33

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Intro - 10/27/09

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
10/27/2009
00:31

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Intro - 10/28/09

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
10/28/2009
05:48

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The Word - You-Genics

Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
10/28/2009
01:31

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Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent

Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
10/28/2009
01:44

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Sign Off - Future Stephen

Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
10/28/2009
06:05

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Brian Cox

Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks.
10/28/2009
04:12

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Big Bang Theory

Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future.
10/28/2009
01:52

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USA Today Slams Dirigibles

The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode.
10/29/2009
00:14

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Sign Off - Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne Cash

Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
10/29/2009
05:13

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Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
10/29/2009
00:30

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Intro - 10/29/09

Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
10/29/2009
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