The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn & Stoner Dogs
Season 9 • 05/06/2013
The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn promotes a hipster Jesus, and one vet recommends pot for pets.
The Colbert ReportS9 Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition - "Man of Steel" & "Iron Man 3"
Some limey named Henry Cavill plays Superman, and "Iron Man 3" removes a negative Chinese connotation from its bonus footage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ben Kingsley
The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gitmo Hunger Strike - Charles Swift
Retired Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift believes Congress views Gitmo prisoners as a political football rather than a threat.
The Colbert ReportS9 Boston Bomber Accomplices
Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and three friends urgently decide to watch a movie after the terrorist attack.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gitmo Hunger Strike
After closing the office of closing Guantanamo, Obama wants to open the office of opening the office of closing Guantanamo.
The Colbert ReportS9 Robert Caro
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author lists Lyndon Johnson's undertakings, from civil rights and voting rights bills to Medicare and education.
The Colbert ReportS9 cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"
The BBC rips off Stephen's idea to rip off Oprah's idea to host a book club and also chooses to feature "The Great Gatsby."
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Bullet Conspiracy Theory
The government stocks up on 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition, so Senator James Inhofe introduces a bill to restrict the government's bullet hoarding.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - South Carolina Special Election
Stephen wants everyone in South Carolina's 1st Congressional District to get out and vote.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/6/13
A government conspiracy surfaces, the Catholic Church reaches out to young people, and Robert Caro discusses his fourth book on Lyndon Johnson.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn & Stoner Dogs
The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn knows that Jesus was the original hipster, and a California vet supports medical marijuana for dogs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna Edwards
Congresswoman Donna Edwards explains that Maryland did not ban straight marriage and discusses her stance on gun control.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exclusive - Better Know a District -Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna Edwards
Stephen and Congresswoman Donna Edwards go arm-to-arm in a football throwing challenge for charity.
The Colbert ReportS9 Promposals
Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
The Colbert ReportS9 Douglas Rushkoff
"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
The Colbert ReportS9 Breaking News - Benghazi Whistleblowers
Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
The Colbert ReportS9 Richard Besser
Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/8/13
Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
The Colbert ReportS9 Spiteful Partisanship
Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
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