The Colbert Report
Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
Season 3 • 09/27/2007
Stephen suggests the Clintons use "Geneva Convention" as a safe word.
The Colbert ReportS3 Forgiving Bennett
Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
The Colbert ReportS3 Canadian Dollar
Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sam Waterston
Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Early Immunization
If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
The Colbert ReportS3 King Tut
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/27/07
Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Schwartz
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
The Colbert ReportS3 On Notice - Dennis Kucinich
Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - All Night Date
Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Evitable
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cheating Death - Sleep
If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
The Colbert ReportS3 Charlie Savage
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/1/07
Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
The Colbert ReportS3 What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and Ten
Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
The Colbert ReportS3 End of the Universe
A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Mearsheimer
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
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