The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 12/06/2005
At last, people get to see Stephen and Anderson in the same room.
The Colbert ReportS1 Colbert Nation Citizen Award
Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
The Colbert ReportS1 Maureen Dowd
Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
The Colbert ReportS1 Apology
Bobby breaks away from the pack in the horserace of shame.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - XMas
Wishing a non-believer "Merry Christmas" is no different than inviting a foreign exchange student to a Fourth of July barbeque
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/5/05
Tonight, Stephen covers the Kennedy Center awards and asks Maureen Dowd if he's necessary.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Backsies
The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
The Colbert ReportS1 Season of Giving
Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Virginia's 8th - Jim Moran
There is nothing Stephen can do to get Jim Moran to take a swing at him.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The Star Spangled Banner
It's a common misconception that Francis Scott Key wrote "The Star Spangled Banner."
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/6/05
Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by.
The Colbert ReportS1 Anderson Cooper
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/7/05
Tonight, Stephen sits down with Congressional Quarterly columnist Craig Crawford and previews the war on Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Hell, No!
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
The Colbert ReportS1 Burritos Happy Holidays
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Threats
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
The Colbert ReportS1 Craig Crawford
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Mallomar
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
The Colbert ReportS1 Papa Bear Nailed Him
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/8/07
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
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