The Colbert Report

Sean Hannity Loves America

Season 4 • 06/19/2008

Sean Hannity is doing a great job for a guy who loves America less than Stephen.

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02:34

The New Smurfs Movie
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If Stephen is going to play any Smurf in the new Smurfs movie, it'll be Ballsy Smurf.
06/18/2008
05:34

Junot Diaz
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Stephen asks Junot Diaz how he won the Pulitzer if he wasn't born in America.
06/18/2008
04:42

The Word - Lexicon Artist
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Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential.
06/18/2008
00:29

Intro - 6/18/08
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How can John McCain distinguish himself from President Bush? Here's one way: don't get elected president.
06/18/2008
05:10

Cookie Monster
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Un-American fruit is now the number one snack for children under six, and Cookie Monster's to blame.
06/19/2008
06:02

Bishop N.T. Wright
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Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
06/19/2008
00:40

Stephen's Missing Peabody
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Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
06/19/2008
00:32

Intro - 6/19/08
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Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
06/19/2008
02:28

Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's Brain
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With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
06/19/2008
00:59

Shout Out - Peabody Awards
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George Foster Peabody wins the coveted Stephen T. Colbert Award for excellence in recognizing excellence.
06/19/2008
02:56

Sean Hannity Loves America
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Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
06/19/2008
06:08

Barbara Ehrenreich
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Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
06/23/2008
04:44

Tip/Wag - Barack Obama
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Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
06/23/2008
00:35

Intro - 6/23/08
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There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
06/23/2008
03:00

WristStrong Anniversary
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After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
06/23/2008
00:12

Sign Off - Time for Stephen to Watch
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Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
06/23/2008
03:06

Oil Crisis
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Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
06/24/2008
01:44

Hollywood Face Violence
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Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
06/24/2008
00:28

Intro - 6/24/08
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Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
06/24/2008
06:08

Will Smith
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Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
06/24/2008
03:53

The Word - Bleep
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Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
06/24/2008
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