The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Loose Teeth

Season 9 • 10/17/2012

Stephen panics.

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Sign Off - iPhone

Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
04:06

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Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo

Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
05:47

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Cory Booker

Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
10/16/2012
02:49

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Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case

Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
10/16/2012
03:38

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Second Presidential Debate Showdown

President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
10/17/2012
03:55

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Libya-Gate Scandal

America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
10/17/2012
01:33

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Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph

Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
10/17/2012
02:30

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Stupid Town Hall Topics

Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
10/17/2012
02:58

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais

Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
10/17/2012
06:00

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Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
10/17/2012
00:09

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Sign Off - Loose Teeth

Stephen spits out his teeth.
10/17/2012
06:37

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Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace

People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
10/18/2012
03:05

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The Killers

The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
10/18/2012
02:06

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Mitt's First Day

Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
10/18/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - "Battle Born"

Stephen looks inside The Killers' latest record jacket, "Battle Born."
10/18/2012
02:15

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Junk Food Feed

The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
10/18/2012
02:07

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Celebrity Campaign Endorsements

America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
10/18/2012
03:39

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Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium

Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
10/22/2012
06:31

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CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent

Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
10/22/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen flings a WristStrong bracelet.
10/22/2012
06:18

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Donald Sadoway

MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
10/22/2012
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