The Colbert Report

Stephen Jr. in Canada

Season 2 E 144 • 10/14/2006

Stephen encourages his eagle son, Stephen, Jr., to come home to America.

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CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
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Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
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Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
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Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkeys
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To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
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Lesbian Roles
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Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
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Intro - 10/14/06
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In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
10/14/2006
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Stephen Jr. in Canada
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Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
10/14/2006
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Intro - 8/15/06
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Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
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All You Need to Know - Proper Condom Use
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Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
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David Gergen
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Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
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Sharing the Spotlight with Ahmadinejad
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First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
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The Word - Dumb-ocracy
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Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
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Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
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Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
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Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
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