The Colbert Report
John Roberts' Obamacare Swing Vote
Season 8 • 06/28/2012
Chief Justice John Roberts upholds Obamacare, and Republican leaders tweet their disappointment.
National Geographic Poll on Alien Invasion ManagementThe Colbert ReportS8
The Obama campaign invites wedding registry donations, and America finds out what its presidential candidates would never have to do in situations that will never occur.
Mitt Romney's Victory Retreat & Democrats' Convention DeficitThe Colbert ReportS8
While things are sunny with a chance of cash for the GOP, Democrats' financial forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of fighting a seagull for half a hotdog bun.
Sign Off - Oreo Cookie PlateThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen rethinks licking an Oreo cookie.
Melinda GatesThe Colbert ReportS8
Philanthropist Melinda Gates discusses foreign aid, her philosophy on contraception, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's global family planning summit.
Rainbow-Stuffed Gay Pride OreoThe Colbert ReportS8
No matter how innocent America's foodstuff may seem, every morsel should be fraught with divisive partisan meaning.
Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS8
By the time Mitt Romney becomes president and gets Congress to repeal Obamacare, it might be 2014 and people might like it.
Obamacare & The Broccoli ArgumentThe Colbert ReportS8
There is nothing stopping Barack Obama from making Americans gay-marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom, in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure FinderThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen honors Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack's treasure finder, Dan Stough, with an antique silver turtle bell.
Cable News Gaffe on Obamacare Supreme Court RulingThe Colbert ReportS8
The Supreme Court rules Obamacare constitutional, despite CNN and Fox's opposite breaking news.
Aaron SorkinThe Colbert ReportS8
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
John Roberts' Obamacare Swing VoteThe Colbert ReportS8
John Roberts' health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.
Mitt Romney's Retroactive Retirement from Bain CapitalThe Colbert ReportS8
If Barack Obama wins the presidential race, Mitt Romney can just say he retroactively retired from it in 2009.
Intro - 7/16/12The Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney faces questions about his resume, people get their coffee in new ways, and Anne-Marie Slaughter explains why women can't have it all.
TomKat's Divorce & Anderson Cooper's Sexual OrientationThe Colbert ReportS8
The thetan inhabiting Katie Holmes isn't getting any younger, and torso-American Anderson Cooper could have had perfect caramel-mocha babies.
Sign Off - Smiles or WhateverThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen hopes The Report incited smiles.
Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee MakersThe Colbert ReportS8
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
Anne-Marie SlaughterThe Colbert ReportS8
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and LibraryThe Colbert ReportS8
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
NasThe Colbert ReportS8
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOPThe Colbert ReportS8
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
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