The Colbert Report

The Bird Flu

Season 2 • 05/10/2006

Stephen warns viewers about the bird flu.

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Frank Rich

New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
05/09/2006
04:15

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The Word - Superegomaniac

Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
05/09/2006
00:18

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Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest

The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
05/09/2006
06:30

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies

Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
05/09/2006
00:37

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Intro - 5/10/06

The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
05/10/2006
00:13

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Sign Off - What You Deserve

Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
05/10/2006
07:06

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Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry

Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
05/10/2006
06:22

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William Bastone

Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
05/10/2006
02:27

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry

Stephen reminds Congressman Lee Terry to stand by his president, George W. Bush.
05/10/2006
03:12

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The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law

Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
05/10/2006
02:52

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The Bird Flu

Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
05/10/2006
08:15

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Madeleine Albright

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
05/11/2006
04:15

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The West Wing

Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
05/11/2006
03:09

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The Word - Fill 'Er Up

The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
05/11/2006
03:26

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Tip/Wag - Gold

Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
05/11/2006
00:38

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Intro - 5/11/06

Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
05/11/2006
00:39

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Intro - 5/15/06

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
05/15/2006
06:29

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Kevin Phillips

Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
05/15/2006
01:32

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Summaries of Summaries

After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
05/15/2006
04:32

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Ahmadinejad's Letter

No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
05/15/2006
01:08

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices

A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
05/15/2006
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