The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 07/24/2008
Garrett Reisman and Stephen trade their WristStrong bracelets.
ColorofChange.org PetitionThe Colbert ReportS4
Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
Intro - 7/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
How bad is our economy? Stephen gives you his two cents, which used to be a dollar.
Nas Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
The Word - Join the European UnionThe Colbert ReportS4
If the European Union doesn't let us in, we'll sue them for geographic discrimination.
Starbucks ClosingsThe Colbert ReportS4
The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths.
Laurie GoodsteinThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
ThreatDown - Greek CourtsThe Colbert ReportS4
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
John McCain's Sausage PartyThe Colbert ReportS4
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
Decoder RingsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
Intro - 7/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
Garrett ReismanThe Colbert ReportS4
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. HellerThe Colbert ReportS4
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert NovakThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
Obama ReturnsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
Intro - 7/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS4
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
The Word - Honest BeliefThe Colbert ReportS4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
McCain's MustacheThe Colbert ReportS4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
Intro - 7/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
Eric RostonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
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