The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/27/09

Season 5 • 01/27/2009

President Obama appears on Arab TV.

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Ed Young

Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
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Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney

Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
01/26/2009
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Intro - 1/26/09

An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
01/26/2009
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Stephen's Secret Prison

Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
01/26/2009
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1-877-SEAN-930

Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
01/26/2009
03:12

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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors

Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
01/27/2009
02:16

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Omar Returns

If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
01/27/2009
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Cheating Death - Lung Health

If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
01/27/2009
02:31

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Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama

President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
01/27/2009
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Philippe Petit

Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
00:31

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Intro - 1/27/09

President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
01/27/2009
00:22

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Call 1-877-SEAN-930

If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34

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Intro - 1/28/09

The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
05:57

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Denis Dutton

Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
05:51

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Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon

Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
00:06

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Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick Quinn

Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
01/29/2009
00:37

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Intro - 1/29/09

All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07

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Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb

Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
05:37

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John Podesta

John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
01:21

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Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached

Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
05:24

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The Word - The Audacity of Nope

If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
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