The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 06/03/2013
A cutting-edge firearm takes the troublesome human element out of where to aim and when to fire.
The Colbert ReportS9 Matt Berninger
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
The Colbert ReportS9 C.J. Chivers
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
The Colbert ReportS9 AUMF Repeal - Andrew Bacevich
Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
The Colbert ReportS9 AUMF Repeal
President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Redemption for All
Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Week Off
Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan
Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Dingell
The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 TrackingPoint Rifle
Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed Food
Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
The Colbert ReportS9 IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals
Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
The Colbert ReportS9 Alex Gibney
Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Michele Bachmann's Last Term
Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jonathan Alter
Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
The Colbert ReportS9 Monsanto's Modified Wheat - Laurie Garrett
Science journalist Laurie Garrett explains how Senator Roy Blunt's Farmer Assurance Provision protects Monsanto and its zombie wheat.
The Colbert ReportS9 Monsanto's Modified Wheat
Monsanto swears it destroyed all its genetically modified wheat from 2005 -- and to make sure no one ever found the remains, they buried that wheat in a field.
The Colbert ReportS9 Commando of Steel
Superman's costume in "Man of Steel" clearly shows the outline of his Fortress of Solitude.
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