The Colbert Report
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Season 6 E 20 • 02/04/2010

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.

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A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
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Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
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