The Colbert Report
We Are at War - North Korea
Season 9 • 04/02/2013
Kim Jong-un lifts the armistice, orders diplomats to become drug dealers and threatens Austin, TX.
Easter Under Attack - Pope EditionThe Colbert ReportS9
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
Intro - 4/1/13The Colbert ReportS9
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
Utah's Earth Day CelebrationThe Colbert ReportS9
Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
Health Care LotteryThe Colbert ReportS9
Tennessee's health care lottery finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question: "Will I see tomorrow?"
Florida's Bong BillThe Colbert ReportS9
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
Gay Marriage FraudThe Colbert ReportS9
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
Jim McGreeveyThe Colbert ReportS9
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
We Are at War - North Korea - Victor ChaThe Colbert ReportS9
Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
We Are at War - North KoreaThe Colbert ReportS9
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
A.C. GraylingThe Colbert ReportS9
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
Sign Off - Campaign PosterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
RNC Young Voters SurveyThe Colbert ReportS9
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
Gun Control & Barn OrgiesThe Colbert ReportS9
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert ReportThe Colbert ReportS9
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS9
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
Obama's BRAIN InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
Intro - 4/4/13The Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
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