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Intro - 8/4/11
Season 7 • 08/04/2011
Baseball's records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world for great food.
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04:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites.
08/03/2011
00:37
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/3/11
An old kids' game gets updated, the government gives women new health guidelines, and Robert Wittman investigates art crime.
08/03/2011
05:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Robert Wittman
Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security.
08/03/2011
02:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Multiracial Spider-Man
A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity.
08/03/2011
02:52
The Colbert Report
S7
Wisconsin's Recall Election & Americans for Prosperity's Absentee Ballot Typos
The Koch brothers-funded Americans for Prosperity PAC sends absentee ballot applications with minor inaccuracies to Wisconsin's Democratic districts.
08/04/2011
04:47
The Colbert Report
S7
Anthony Bourdain
Chef Anthony Bourdain worries about the ballooning of Americans and occasionally eats endangered birds with a hood over his head.
08/04/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
08/04/2011
03:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Barack Obama's 50th Birthday
Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer.
08/04/2011
04:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Sport Report - Baseball's Lowest Records & MLB's Twitter Feed
Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed.
08/04/2011
04:21
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money.
08/04/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/4/11
Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food.
08/04/2011
06:00
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry for President
Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off.
08/08/2011
06:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Nassir Ghaemi
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
08/08/2011
03:35
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Credit Downgrade
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation.
08/08/2011
04:12
The Colbert Report
S7
Doomsday Bargain Bunkers
With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University.
08/08/2011
00:07
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S7
Sign Off - Stephen Sniffs a Marker
Stephen gets high off a Sharpie and says goodnight.
08/08/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/9/11
Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
08/09/2011
05:39
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Head in the Cloud
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
08/09/2011
04:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Heatsteria
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
08/09/2011
05:03
The Colbert Report
S7
Ric Ocasek
The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
08/09/2011
06:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Elliot Ackerman
AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
08/10/2011
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