The Colbert Report
Transit of Venus & Mars Reality Show Pitch
Season 8 • 06/06/2012
One company plans to recreate MTV's "Real World," but in zero gravity.
CDC Zombie Apocalypse StatementThe Colbert ReportS8
Zombie-like attacks suggest a growing urban trend, but America's top emergency doctors declare that zombies do not exist.
Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied ToysThe Colbert ReportS8
Japanese diet glasses reduce Oreo intake, America is the gold standard of sperm, and Dutch artist Bart Jansen converts his dead cat into a model helicopter.
Intro - 6/5/12The Colbert ReportS8
The U.S. reveals its latest export, traditional marriage faces assault, and Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden talks about her children's book.
Self-Marriage ProblemsThe Colbert ReportS8
A North Dakota woman marries herself, and Stephen envisions all the societal pressure once self-marriage becomes the norm.
Jill BidenThe Colbert ReportS8
Second Lady Jill Biden describes her passion for teaching, the resilience of military families, and her "Vice team" leadership.
Wisconsin's Recall ResultsThe Colbert ReportS8
Governor Scott Walker wins the Wisconsin recall election, so Stephen celebrates the end of America's unions.
Neil Patrick HarrisThe Colbert ReportS8
Actor Neil Patrick Harris discusses hosting the Tony Awards, performing on Broadway and playing a convincing straight guy on "How I Met Your Mother."
Sign Off - Ray Bradbury TributeThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen pays a fireside tribute to sci-fi legend Ray Bradbury, author of "Fahrenheit 451" and "The Illustrated Man."
Difference Makers - Larry JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS8
Bald Knob's Pastor Larry Johnson takes action to eliminate local bingo junkies at the senior center.
Transit of Venus & Mars Reality Show PitchThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's sun-gazing pays off, and the private sector offers Americans the chance to pick up and move to Mars.
Corruption on Pakistan's "Sesame Street"The Colbert ReportS8
The U.S. pulls funding from Pakistan's "Sesame Street," even though its Pakistani puppet program is crucial for national security.
A Teacup Pig & Partisan PoliticsThe Colbert ReportS8
Americans are more polarized along partisan lines than at any point in the last 25 years, but one little piglet named Hamlet could mend the divide.
Regina SpektorThe Colbert ReportS8
Singer-songwriter Regina Spektor explains her appreciation for her childhood immigration experience and her love of Russian culture.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt ClueThe Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack treasure hunters will get a special hint to help them solve the puzzle and win a personal appearance by Stephen.
The New York Times' Hit Job on Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS8
The New York Times slams Mitt Romney for his mansion and car elevator add-on, but one interview reveals the laidback side of Mitt.
Intro - 6/7/12The Colbert ReportS8
Partisanship intensifies, a rocky relationship with Pakistan evolves, and singer Regina Spektor talks about her album "What We Saw from the Cheap Seats."
Radical Feminist Nuns - Simone CampbellThe Colbert ReportS8
NETWORK's Executive Director Sister Simone Campbell responds to the Vatican's "radical feminist" charges, and Stephen learns how to get into heaven.
Sign Off - Wooden RulerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen points his wooden ruler and says a stern goodnight.
"Banana Bunker" TutorialThe Colbert ReportS8
The easy-to-use Banana Bunker spares consumers the humiliation of cutting off bruised parts, or buying another banana for 25 cents.
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