The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/15/07

Season 3 • 01/15/2007

Stephen has financial tips you won't find anywhere but your spam folder.

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What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up

Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
04:02

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Tip/Wag - Science and Technology

Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
06:48

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Judy Woodruff

Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
05:43

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Ken Roth

On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
01/11/2007
00:28

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Intro - 1/11/07

Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
01/11/2007
03:29

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The Word - Victory!

Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
01/15/2007
04:45

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Alex Kuczynski

Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
01/15/2007
02:40

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A Man's Touch

It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
06:04

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Bears & Balls - Gas

Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
01/15/2007
02:25

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Inspired by Dr. King

Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
01/15/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/15/07

Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
01:36

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Squeaky Chair

Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
01/16/2007
03:20

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Pesos for Pizza

Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
01/16/2007
03:37

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The Word - Symbolic

A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
01/16/2007
00:35

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Intro - 1/16/07

Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
01/16/2007
03:59

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Sport Report - Bend it Like Beckham

David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
01/16/2007
06:29

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Dinesh D'Souza

Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
01/16/2007
05:57

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Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird

Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
01/17/2007
06:03

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Lynn Swann

Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
01/17/2007
00:38

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Intro - 1/17/07

It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
01/17/2007
02:02

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200th Episode

Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
01/17/2007
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