The Colbert Report
The Tank is Half Full - Criminals
Season 4 • 06/26/2008
If you go on a high-speed chase, save some money by carpooling.
The Colbert ReportS4 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
The Colbert ReportS4 Paul Goldberger
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/25/08
America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
The Colbert ReportS4 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Whales
What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Packs for his Trip
Stephen packs Sweetness for their romantic trip to Washington, DC.
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
Steve Pelkey is a hero fighting for our constitutional rights to keep and bear cherry bombs.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/26/08
There's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate.
The Colbert ReportS4 Robert Wexler
Stephen asks Congressman Robert Wexler to say some things about his constituents since they're asleep.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen and Sweetness
The Supreme Court overturns Washington, DC's ban on handguns. Finally, Stephen and Sweetness can be together.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Tank is Half Full - Criminals
Criminals have been getting a free ride for too long. It's about time they went Dutch.
The Colbert ReportS4 Belgians Buy Budweiser
Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula.
The Colbert ReportS4 Daniel C. Esty
Daniel C. Esty believes the free market can solve the environmental problem. Stephen's been saying that for years.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Priceless
A human life is 6.9 million dollars. Gaming the system to protect industry from safety regulations: priceless.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/14/08
The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barack Obama's Church Search - Lama Surya Das
Stephen asks Lama Surya Das if it would be hard for Barack Obama to convert from a secret Muslim to a Buddhist.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jason Riley
Stephen asks Jason Riley if he's afraid a Mexican will take over his job on the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal.
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole.
The Colbert ReportS4 The New Yorker Cover
Stephen thinks The New Yorker cover of Barack Obama dressed like a Muslim terrorist fist bumping his wife is funny, because it's true.
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