The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & Hallucinogens
Season 6 • 04/28/2010
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and psychedelics ease the fear of death.
Conn IgguldenThe Colbert ReportS6
Conn Iggulden wants to make it clear that an ordinary person can be a hero, and we can all be inspired by heroic stories.
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering AliensThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks forward to a future, post-alien takeover, when the Cleveland Humans take the field.
The Real Lloyd BlankfeinThe Colbert ReportS6
Bull Beat swoons over bank CEOs even more than the Wall Street Journal, plus it comes with a free Lloyd Blankfein poster.
Sign Off - Six Flags Discount TicketsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thanks Hogtown Mascots for his Colbert head and announces that he'll be handing out discount coupons at Six Flags Great America.
Intro - 4/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at tasers from a safe distance and asks Conn Iggulden if it's possible to waterboard Aquaman.
Gulf of Mexico Oil SpillThe Colbert ReportS6
Gulf Coast residents no longer have an oil slick the size of Rhode Island heading their way -- now it's just a wall of fire.
Gregg EasterbrookThe Colbert ReportS6
Instead of another moon landing, Gregg Easterbrook would like to see taxpayer money used to protect Earth against asteroids.
Difference Makers - Robert EkasThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Ekas ensures the freedom of American society by giving the middle finger to every police officer he sees.
Intro - 4/28/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen honors our right to free speech and hopes his interview with Gregg Easterbrook goes better than the test he did with that chimp.
Sign Off - Chief Wandering Meadow's HeaddressThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wears the headdress of his Native American spirit guide, Chief Wandering Meadow.
Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & HallucinogensThe Colbert ReportS6
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety.
Tip/Wag - Scientists & KFCThe Colbert ReportS6
Scientists demystify the fabled Palouse earthworm, and KFC sells pink buckets of fried chicken to raise money for breast cancer.
California's Proposition 14 - Abel MaldonadoThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14.
Intro - Rube Goldberg MachineThe Colbert ReportS6
With the help of Brett Doar of Syyn Labs, Stephen starts the show with a Rube Goldberg machine.
Wind Farm & Oil SpillThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen fears for a dangerous new wind farm and doesn't understand all the fuss being made over a little oil in the ocean.
OK GoThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks Damian Kulash and Tim Nordwind if they ever make videos with their groupies.
Sign Off - Lady Liberty SouvenirsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wears a green foam crown and eats candy from his M&M Lady Liberty.
FDA Salt Regulation - Lori Roman & Michael JacobsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Lori Roman and Michael Jacobson debate the FDA's plan to limit the amount of salt allowed in processed food.
Times Square TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS6
They may take our safety and security, but they will never take our rhinestone-studded Big Apple thongs and porn shop anal beads.
BP's Undersea DomeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates BP's plan to clean up the oil leak with a fish bowl, a bag of oil and a pair of nose hair clippers.
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