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The Colbert Report
Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
Season 1 • 10/25/2005
Stephen Colbert's money makes its own money.
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06:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Lou Dobbs
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
10/24/2005
01:47
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Pussy
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
10/24/2005
00:10
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - The Wright Brothers
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
10/24/2005
00:36
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/24/05
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
10/24/2005
00:41
The Colbert Report
S1
Yet Another Day - Soup and Pets
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
10/25/2005
04:15
The Colbert Report
S1
ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
10/25/2005
03:55
The Colbert Report
S1
Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
10/25/2005
00:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/25/05
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
10/25/2005
02:52
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Overrated
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
10/25/2005
05:27
The Colbert Report
S1
Greg Behrendt
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
10/25/2005
01:56
The Colbert Report
S1
Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
10/25/2005
05:53
The Colbert Report
S1
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
10/26/2005
02:12
The Colbert Report
S1
The Pulse
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
10/26/2005
00:27
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/26/05
Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
10/26/2005
03:40
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Perspective
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
10/26/2005
03:56
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
10/26/2005
02:19
The Colbert Report
S1
Outsourcing
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
10/26/2005
05:17
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
10/27/2005
00:07
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
10/27/2005
02:20
The Colbert Report
S1
Lieber - White Pumpkins
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
10/27/2005
02:51
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Quitter
Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
10/27/2005
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