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The Hammer Is Here!
Season 3 • 05/17/2007
Stephen realizes that global warming does exist and the hippies are causing it.
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06:50
Howard Dean
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
03:59
Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
The Colbert Report
S3
President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:18
The Word - Level Playing Field
The Colbert Report
S3
Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
00:28
Intro - 5/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33
Second Republican Debate
The Colbert Report
S3
Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
06:51
Tom DeLay
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06
Sign Off - Rafters
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35
Randy Kearse
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
00:31
Intro - 5/17/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and learns the best way to use your time in prison.
05/17/2007
01:41
Baby Gun Permit
The Colbert Report
S3
A child should be at least 18 months old before he can own a gun.
05/17/2007
04:19
The Hammer Is Here!
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
05:46
Jared Diamond
The Colbert Report
S3
Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
05/21/2007
05:21
Cheating Death - Internal Decapitation
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA dispenses the health advice, mostly focusing around substitutes for Vaxadrin.
05/21/2007
03:41
The Word - His Way
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
05/21/2007
02:20
Presidential Fraternity
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S3
Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
05/21/2007
02:06
God Loves a Big Screen TV
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S3
Stephen still believes the pope is infallible, except when it comes to his views on capitalism.
05/21/2007
00:28
Intro - 5/21/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen provides all the news, minus a little something for himself.
05/21/2007
00:35
Intro - 5/22/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen chastises the NBA for not letting their players punch people in the stands.
05/22/2007
03:12
Barack's a Liar
The Colbert Report
S3
Barack Obama's inability to remember what magazine he read when he was nine is all Stephen needs to call him a liar.
05/22/2007
01:23
Popularity Contest
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
05/22/2007
00:15
Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
05/22/2007
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