The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 04/12/2011
Mitt Romney delivers a message that every American can relate to: "Sometimes I suck."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Champagne Flute of Lead Paint
Stephen signs off with a champagne flute of lead paint.
The Colbert ReportS7 Countdown to Government Shutdown
Stephen prepares for the government shutdown with a champagne flute of lead paint and gets up early to listen to the government closings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Chocolate Air, Denny's & Bacon Cologne
Candy makers put air in their chocolate bars, Denny's celebrates fried pork, and a new fragrance combines essential oils with the essence of bacon.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jamie Hyneman & Adam Savage
Stephen wants Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to bust the myths of evolution and throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
The Colbert ReportS7 Threat Level: Rainbow
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mitt Happens - Rick Brookhiser
Rick Brookhiser says Mitt Romney won't win the Republican nomination because he looks like the secret grandfather of Obamacare.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 4/12/11
Mitt Romney throws his hat in the presidential ring, and Ray Kurzweil believes man and machine are becoming one.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jon Kyl Tweets Not Intended to Be Factual Statements
Stephen celebrates Jon Kyl's groundbreaking excuse-planation by tweeting round-the-clock non-facts about him.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ray Kurzweil
Ray Kurzweil predicts that people will merge with technology and become a billion times smarter by 2045.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mitt Happens
Mitt Romney competes with Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump and a long list of dark horses for the Republican nomination.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's Ready
Tim Pawlenty tries to reclaim his non-candidacy, but no one's going to want Piers Morgan's sloppy seconds.
The Colbert ReportS7 Morgan Spurlock
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Doritos Suit
Stephen wears a Doritos suit and enjoys Americone Dream.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Unicyclists
Riding unicycles used to be a shameful pastime for circus animals and secretaries of defense, but this one-wheel lifestyle is seeping into the mainstream.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Buy and Cellulite
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
The Colbert ReportS7 Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
The Colbert ReportS7 Easter Under Attack - Egg Edition
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
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