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The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/18/07
Season 3 • 04/18/2007
Britain stops using the phrase "war on terror" or, as they pronounce it, "schedule."
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00:33
Intro - 4/17/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen questions President Bush's plans for Iraq, investigates a new study on teen abstinence and interviews author Elaine Pagels.
04/17/2007
04:13
Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wags his finger at abstinence education, cell phones, fake sperm and those who can't hack it.
04/17/2007
03:35
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer
The Colbert Report
S3
According to the Pulitzer's, Henry Ward Beecher is the Most Famous Man in America, but the last time Stephen checked, he didn't have a diet named after him or a sex tape.
04/18/2007
03:37
The Word - Branding
The Colbert Report
S3
Corporations may not be used to having their names associated with human suffering, but think of the ad space.
04/18/2007
00:12
Sign Off - Upcoming Metaphor-Off
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's going to take on Sean Penn like white takes on rice.
04/18/2007
04:38
Milk & Hormones
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen shares an educational video about Recombinant Bovine Growth Hormone, aka "Jesus Milk."
04/18/2007
00:21
National Library Week - Sebastian Junger
The Colbert Report
S3
Author Sebastian Junger celebrates National Library Week by asking us to buy his books.
04/18/2007
00:17
National Library Week - David Remnick
The Colbert Report
S3
David Remnick suggests that if you subscribe to the New Yorker but want even more unread material, visit your local library.
04/18/2007
00:47
National Library Week - Frank McCourt
The Colbert Report
S3
English teacher Frank McCourt stresses the importance of books, but if he were a shop teacher he would be stressing the importance of plywood.
04/18/2007
05:50
Paulina Porizkova
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen can verify Paulina Porizkova as a supermodel because he is an arbiter of American taste.
04/18/2007
00:30
Intro - 4/18/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Britain stops using the phrase "war on terror," debate rises over bovine growth hormones and supermodel Paulina Porizkova joins Stephen in the studio.
04/18/2007
00:30
Intro - 4/19/07
The Colbert Report
S3
John Edwards spends $400 on a haircut, and Sean Penn faces off against Stephen in an epic battle of the metaphors.
04/19/2007
05:00
Sean Penn
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Sean Penn if he snuck weapons of mass destruction out of Iraq in a bulky raincoat to embarrass the president.
04/19/2007
00:33
Hyperbole-Off
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney.
04/19/2007
02:34
God's Pet Chimp
The Colbert Report
S3
Human DNA has stopped evolving because God got us right the first time when he intelligently designed us.
04/19/2007
08:27
Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen has a metaphor for Sean Penn: Sean Penn is a big mean jerk, and Stephen hates him.
04/19/2007
02:59
The Word - $400 Haircut
The Colbert Report
S3
Sure, John Edwards grew up poor, but if he really cared about the poor, he would have stayed poor.
04/19/2007
02:08
Stephanie's Winning!
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's adopted turtle, Stephanie Colbertle, is leading the Great Turtle Race, while two other lady turtles hang back at the nesting grounds, listening to Melissa Etheridge.
04/23/2007
00:42
Gonzales Forgot
The Colbert Report
S3
Alberto Gonzales said 71 times that he couldn't remember details on the U.S. attorney firings, but he only remembers saying it once.
04/23/2007
04:51
ThreatDown - MySpace
The Colbert Report
S3
It's bad enough that MySpace exposes our teens to child predators, now they're corrupting our youth with journalism.
04/23/2007
00:30
Intro - 4/23/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Conservatives want a fresh new face, Sheryl Crow confronts Karl Rove and Def Jam's Russell Simmons sits down with Stephen.
04/23/2007
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