The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 08/10/2011
Elliot Ackerman's website AmericansElect.org lets all voters participate in primary elections.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 8/9/11
Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Head in the Cloud
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
The Colbert ReportS7 Heatsteria
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ric Ocasek
The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
The Colbert ReportS7 God's Job Performance - Jim Martin
Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert Nation
Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 8/10/11
God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers
The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hooker-Drawer Market
The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction
Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
The Colbert ReportS7 Elliot Ackerman
AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gloria Steinem
Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
The Colbert ReportS7 Super PAC Ad - Episode IV: A New Hope
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow encourage Iowans to write in Rick Parry.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America
The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
The Colbert ReportS7 Super PAC Ad - Behind The Green Corn
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow gives Iowans the cornography they deserve.
The Colbert ReportS7 Romney 2012 - "Corporations Are People"
Mitt Romney's historic statement of corporate personhood makes him this generation's civil rights champion.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for America
The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen's Emmy Award
Stephen pulls out his Emmy Award and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Susan Rice Extended Interview Pt. 2
Susan Rice discusses U.S. sanctions against Syria and the United Nations Security Council's involvement in ending Qaddafi's regime, in this unedited, extended interview.
The Colbert ReportS7 Susan Rice Pt. 2
Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy.
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