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Sean Patton - Why Marijuana Isn’t a Gateway Drug - Uncensored

Season 3 E 4 • 05/24/2019

Sean Patton explains why marijuana won’t lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations.

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S2 • E5
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Brendan Scannell - Every 11-Year-Old Is Now a Drag Queen - Uncensored

Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."
03/15/2019
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S2 • E7
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Paige Weldon - Knowing the Difference Between Flirting and Customer Service - Uncensored

Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.
03/22/2019
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S2 • E8
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Patti Harrison - Performing a Song for Dua Lipa - Uncensored

Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.
03/22/2019
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S2 • E9
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Dave Ross - Buying a Bucket of Gas Station Chicken - Uncensored

Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.
03/29/2019
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S2 • E10
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Chase Bernstein - She's Not So Great with Clocks - Uncensored

Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.
03/29/2019
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S2 • E11
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Jordan Temple - Is Oprah Evil?

Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra. 
04/04/2019
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S2 • E13
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Biniam Bizuneh - An Antidepressant Ad for Black People - Uncensored

Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a Black audience.
04/11/2019
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03:33

S2 • E14
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Babs Gray - Lying Is a Great Way to Boost Self-Esteem

Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.
04/11/2019
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08:23

S3 • E3
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Debra DiGiovanni - Why Do We Think Leather Is Sexy? - Uncensored

Debra DiGiovanni wonders why people think leather is an inherently sexy material and reveals her favorite genre of porn.
05/24/2019
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S3 • E2
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Dusty Slay - Working After Your Two Weeks' Notice Is a Sweet Gig - Uncensored

Dusty Slay reminisces about quitting his job at a buffet restaurant and explains what designated drivers are really like.
05/17/2019
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11:40

S3 • E4
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Sean Patton - Why Marijuana Isn’t a Gateway Drug - Uncensored

Sean Patton explains why marijuana won’t lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations.
05/24/2019
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09:00

S3 • E1
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Ali Siddiq - Why Do White Neighbors Keep Falling Off Their Roofs? - Uncensored

Ali Siddiq describes the epidemic of his white neighbors falling off their roofs and explains why he thinks a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a terrible idea.
05/17/2019
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S3 • E5
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Rosebud Baker - How Women Can Tell If an Ex Has Slept with Someone Else - Uncensored

Rosebud Baker details why her year has been so terrible, including the death of two pets and a breakup.
05/31/2019
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S3 • E6
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Brandon Wardell - Sex Is Hard When You’re a Genius

Brandon Wardell explains why sex is so boring for him, recalls wooing a date with reruns of “To Catch a Predator” and wonders why stepmom porn is so popular now.
05/31/2019
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08:51

S3 • E7
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Amy Miller - Being Plus Size in L.A. Is “Brave” - Uncensored

Amy Miller chats about why she loves being plus size in Los Angeles and remembers dealing with a violent vegan as a waitress.
06/07/2019
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06:59

S3 • E8
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Rob Haze - Getting All Your News from Cardi B

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
06/07/2019
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S3 • E10
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Teddy Ray - Stealing Quotes from "Antwone Fisher" - Uncensored

Teddy Ray realizes how often he accidentally quotes the movie "Antwone Fisher" and tells everyone to be themselves, even if that means wanting to be someone else.
06/14/2019
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S3 • E11
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Matty Ryan - Inhaling a Stranger’s Sneeze - Uncensored

Matty Ryan recalls yawning at the same time someone next to him sneezed and makes his case for why greyhounds are basically aliens.
06/21/2019
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07:50

S3 • E12
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Mitra Jouhari - Want to Be Mitra Jouhari’s Roommate? - Uncensored

Mitra Jouhari lays out her surprising take on William Shakespeare and asks if anyone in the crowd wants to be her roommate.
06/21/2019
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09:20

S3 • E13
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Jak Knight - What Young Guys Screw Up During Sex - Uncensored

Jak Knight reveals the sex act that young straight guys get wrong and admits he doesn’t relate to Chance the Rapper’s hardcore spirituality.
06/28/2019
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06:13

S3 • E14
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Mo Welch - Mo Welch Takes on Internet Trolls

Mo Welch gets ahead of the sexist trolls who will likely comment on this video and recalls coming out to her mom.
06/28/2019
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