Crank Yankers

Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen

Season 2 E 11 • 09/16/2003

Terrence plans a J.K. Rowling appearance with minimum public interaction, a florist winds up breaking some bad news, and Birchum gives a lesson in sinkhole safety.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Elmer calls about anal beads, and Jimmy's son has problems with soap.
03/04/2003
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Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Spoonie Luv looks into karate, and Terrence rents a candy store for Rosie O'Donnell.
03/11/2003
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Snoop Dogg wants to be a senator, and Little Kevin asks a librarian for a definition.
03/18/2003
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S2 • E4
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Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

George Zucco has a testicular problem, and Terrence plans a paintball outing.
03/25/2003
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S2 • E5
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Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon

Hadassah complains about a perfume rash on her vagina, and Birchum reports an alien abduction.
04/01/2003
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S2 • E6
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Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat, and Niles Standish wants to be a cowboy.
04/08/2003
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S2 • E7
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Tracy Morgan & Michael Ian Black

Birchum needs swimming lessons for his twins, and Elmer complains to a park ranger.
04/15/2003
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S2 • E8
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Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew talk hip hop, and Tony Deloge needs campaign advice.
04/22/2003
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S2 • E9
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Jimmy Kimmel & Lisa Kushell

Elmer wants to book a gay cruise, and Danny speaks with a rabbi about Judaism.
04/29/2003
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S2 • E10
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Tracy Morgan & Fred Armisen

Chip thanks a building supplies store, and Spoonie Luv needs driving lessons.
05/06/2003
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S2 • E11
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Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen

Terrence plans a J.K. Rowling appearance with minimum public interaction, a florist winds up breaking some bad news, and Birchum gives a lesson in sinkhole safety.
09/16/2003
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S2 • E12
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Kevin Nealon & Jordan Rubin

Wanda Sykes tries to arrange a conjugal visit, Bobby looks to adopt a dog that will help him meet women, and Niles plans unconventional nuptials.
09/23/2003
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S2 • E14
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Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

Elmer gets stuck in his adjustable bed, Seth MacFarlane tries to send a telegram to a high school rival, and Gilbert Gottfried arranges a murder-mystery party for his wife.
10/07/2003
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S2 • E15
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David Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne

Terrence tries to find a stalker for George Wendt, Birchum tries to arrange a combination funeral-fishing trip, and a woman experiences a sexual haunting.
10/14/2003
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S2 • E16
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Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew spice up a "Loveline" caller's story, a house sitter tries to find work after a "mishap," and Wanda Sykes wants more realistic mannequins.
10/21/2003
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S2 • E17
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David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

A woman seeks a short-term car rental, a customer calls to check on the photos she's had developed, and a hotel concierge gives an unwanted wake-up call.
10/28/2003
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S2 • E18
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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Birchum applies for a mall Santa job, a 1940s-style detective has some complaints for a gay bar, and Wanda Sykes wants a children's toy taken off shelves.
11/04/2003
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S2 • E19
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Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen

Niles seeks a personal trainer for a dangerous form of exercise, Terrence orders some cowboy boots for Hall & Oates, and a woman seeks discounted gynecological care.
11/11/2003
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S2 • E20
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Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin

A woman receives a musical message from a mysterious friend, a delivery guy tries to drop off 200 pounds of scallops, and Kathy Griffin seeks plastic surgery for her daughter.
11/18/2003
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S2 • E21
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Eminem & Sarah Silverman

Hadassah is upset with the voice recordings on her custom teddy bear, David Alan Grier learns about the birthing process, and Elmer's son tries sending him to a nursing home.
02/10/2004
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S2 • E22
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David Cross & Wanda Sykes

Gladys needs breastfeeding advice, and Cammie pitches her sex education course.
02/17/2004
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