Pre-Order Doesn't Mean Shit
South Park
Season 17 E 7 • 11/13/2013

Cartman coaches his army while Kyle has reservations about what side he's on.

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01:47

80's Music
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The kids look for Ike at the cabin where the boys destroyed Cartman's stuff, convinced he was Skank Hunt. Meanwhile, Ike follows the President's trail.
12/06/2017
01:54

A Witch Pursuit Thing
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Randy, Gerald, Stephen and the rest of the dads try to show the town that not all witches are bad. Meanwhile, with all that's going on, Cartman convinces Heidi to go to a costume party.
10/25/2017
01:45

Your Entire Internet History
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After Cartman confronts Kyle about Heidi, Kyles threatens to share Cartman's entire internet history with Heidi.
10/26/2016
01:37

I'm Happier Now
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Kyle apologizes to Cartman and explains why they need to take Butters down, but when Heidi shows up Kyle is at a loss for words.
10/12/2016
01:50

Your Hero, Caitlyn Jenner
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After getting an award from President Obama for his speech about tolerance, Kyle finally meets his hero. Meanwhile, Garrison complains about the recent influx of illegal immigrants.
09/23/2015
01:26

Check Someone's Privilege
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Randy must prove he really understands what it is to be PC, in order to pass his final test and join PC Delta.
09/16/2015
01:07

CHANGE YOUR NAME!
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Disgusted by the horrible defeat of the Redskins at the hands of the Cowboys, an angry mob descends upon the boys' company.
09/24/2014
00:57

New and Improved Logo
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The boys hold another media event to reveal their latest improvements to the Washington Redskins.
09/24/2014
01:25

A Merger?!
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With Kickstarter down, the boys reconcile their differences and decide on a new direction for their company.
09/24/2014
01:57

Pissing on Public Opinion
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The boys become divided over the direction of their company.
09/24/2014
01:26

Dense Boner Forest
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The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
09/24/2014
00:40

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
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The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
09/24/2014
00:57

You Okay, Bro?
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Meanwhile at Stan and Kyle's start-up company, they also have disagreements about their new company's direction.
09/24/2014
01:13

Screw Video Games!
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After finally playing the Xbox One, the boys decide to go outside and play instead.
12/04/2013
00:59

Black Friday Is Over
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The boys make their way through the remnants of the Black Friday carnage and claim their prize.
12/04/2013
00:45

Who's Betrayal Is This?!?
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Bill Gates and the President of Sony make a surprise appearance at the Red Robin Wedding.
12/04/2013
01:24

Completely Betrayed
South ParkS17 E9

Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.
12/04/2013
00:53

This Is V.I.P.
South ParkS17 E9

As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.
12/04/2013
01:03

Who's Playing Dirty Now?
South ParkS17 E8

Cartman tries to persuade Kyle to betray Stan.
11/20/2013
00:31

Pre-Order Doesn't Mean Shit
South ParkS17 E7

Cartman coaches his army while Kyle has reservations about what side he's on.
11/13/2013
01:41

Big Dong And Prosper
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Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.
11/13/2013
02:37

That's How Xbox People Are
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Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.
11/13/2013
01:13

The Party's Over
South ParkS17 E6

The religious groups are back at each other's throats, and Kyle realizes he sucked farts for nothing.
11/06/2013
01:26

You Sound Like A Dick
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Kyle agrees to go with Cartman to the Middle East. Afterwards, Stan confronts Kyle about his self-righteous attitude.
11/06/2013
00:58

Endure All The Farts
South ParkS17 E6

Kyle is visited by God and given some reassuring words.
11/06/2013
01:17

They're YOUR Yummy Farts
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Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.
11/06/2013
01:06

Why Do You Like His Farts?
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Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.
11/06/2013
01:02

Yummy Yummy Yummy
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In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.
11/06/2013
00:53

OH MY HOLY SHMEAR!!!
South ParkS17 E6

People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.
11/06/2013
01:54

I Was Wrong, Kyle
South ParkS17 E6

Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.
11/06/2013
01:39

JEW Like YOU, Mkay
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Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.
11/06/2013
02:43

Are You Sure, Fart Boy?
South ParkS17 E6

Cartman and Fart Boy are honored in Israel, but Stan intervenes with the truth about the Red Cow.
11/06/2013
01:14

I Wouldn't Mind Hittin' That
South ParkS17 E5

The Canadian Minister of Health sets things right with his wife, while Ike gets back to his old self.
10/30/2013
01:15

Pound My Sweet Strange
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Backstage at the MTV Music Awards, Kyle stands by his brother Ike.
10/30/2013
01:32

Canadian Health Care
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Kyle visits the Canadian Minister of Health to discuss the medication Ike's been given.
10/30/2013
02:06

Don't Show Your Strange On TV!
South ParkS17 E5

The Yo Gabba Gabba gang tries to make Foofa reconsider her plans to go on the MTV Music Awards.
10/30/2013
02:03

Very Traumatic For Foofa
South ParkS17 E5

Ike tames Foofa's strange at Yo Gabba Gabba Live. Afterwards, the Gabba gang confronts Kyle and his brother about Ike's behavior.
10/30/2013
01:56

A Guide to Puberty in Canada
South ParkS17 E5

Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.
10/30/2013
01:49

Not A Baby Anymore
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Kyle tries to get some quality time with his brother watching Yo Gabba Gabba.
10/30/2013
01:27

A Nice Whooping Crane
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Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.
10/30/2013
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