Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
South Park
Season 9 E 5 • 04/06/2005

The boys can't seem to lose a game. Randy can't seem to stay out of a fight.

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09/15/2020
01:34

Burn It Down!!!
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Randy gets thrown into anger management class.
05/18/2011
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Trust My Coon Sense
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The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.
10/27/2010
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Kyley-B vs. Snooki
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Things get out of control at Sizzler but Jersey Kyle comes to the rescue.
10/13/2010
01:23

NO Jersey
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The citizens of South Park make a final stand against New Jersey.
10/13/2010
01:30

Real Housewives of South Park
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New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
10/13/2010
02:06

YOU'RE GAHBAGE!!!
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The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.
10/13/2010
00:49

PRE-NUP POWER-UP!!
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Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.
03/17/2010
01:37

Turkey Day With Tiger
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The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.
03/17/2010
03:03

Professor Chaos vs. Mysterion
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The people of South Park look on in horror as Professor Chaos and Mysterion duel it out high overhead.
03/18/2009
02:12

The Heroic and Mighty Coon
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In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.
03/18/2009
01:53

The Boss Is Here
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The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.
03/11/2009
01:11

No Room In The Ark
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McCain supporters seek refuge in Mr. Stotch's bunker.
11/05/2008
01:04

Obama's Not Talking About You!
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Thanks to Obama, Randy can finally tell his boss what he really thinks.
11/05/2008
02:40

Wendy vs. Cartman
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After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down.
10/15/2008
01:00

Where Is Wendy?
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Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.
10/15/2008
02:20

She's Totally Staring You Down
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Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.
10/15/2008
02:04

Shut Your F-ing Mouth, Laughing Baby!
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The Internet stars battle it out for theoretical dollars.
04/02/2008
00:49

Photo is Missing
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Cartman screams at Kyle for stealing the picture of him with his penis in Butters' mouth.
03/14/2007
01:04

Stan Gets It?
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Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
03/07/2007
00:50

The Three Murders Bake Cake
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The three murderers prepare to bake a new cake. Just as they're starting, they get into an argument and stab each other.
10/25/2006
00:59

Fingers Crossed
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Cartman is about to win the slap fight with Kyle, until Bart Simpson shows up with his skateboard.
04/12/2006
01:20

Slap Fight
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Cartman and Kyle start their Final Battle, and slap each through Fox Studios.
04/12/2006
01:51

Not Gonna Go
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Randy isn't going to Stan's baseball game because he's scared of getting into a fight.
04/06/2005
03:37

Bat Daded
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Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
04/06/2005
04:08

Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
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The boys can't seem to lose a game. Randy can't seem to stay out of a fight.
04/06/2005
01:07

Cartman's Betrayal
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Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall Mart.
11/03/2004
00:52

Cartman Boards In Kyle
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Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
12/03/2003
01:25

Initiation Rites
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Out on the playground, the boys feel the need to draw some new kid blood. Unfortunately, Stan's plan to kick Gary's ass is met with a dinner invitation.
11/19/2003
01:27

Metrophobia
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When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
10/22/2003
01:16

SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
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Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
00:45

How Very Very Relevant
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Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:01

Dividing the Town
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The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
02:48

Protestors Hug
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Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
04/09/2003
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