Stan Confides In Kyle
South Park
Season 9 E 8 • 10/19/2005

Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.

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Stan Confides In Kyle
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Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.
10/19/2005
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The Cause
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Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
10/19/2005
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With Butters' help, Cartman attempts to atone for all the terrible things he's done in order to attain eternal bliss.
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03/09/2005
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Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
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Jewfin
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Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
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Transpecies
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Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
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Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
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