Terminator Rules
South Park
Season 8 E 7 • 04/28/2004

A man from the year 3045 built a time machine to go to the past, find a job, open a savings account that will collect interest, thereby make him a billionaire in the future.

Watching

Interview
13:14

Jim Carrey - Using Fiction to Tell His Own Truth with "Memoirs and Misinformation"
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E130

Jim Carrey discusses and reads an excerpt from "Memoirs and Misinformation," the unconventional memoir he wrote with Dana Vachon, and lovingly reflects on his late brother.
07/22/2020
Highlight
07:17

Celebs Hacked on Twitter, Kanye West Makes the Oklahoma Ballot & Georgia's Governor Bans Mask Orders
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E127

Famous Twitter users fall prey to a huge hacking scam, Kanye West gets on Oklahoma's presidential ballot, and Georgia Governor Brian Kemp bans city and county mask mandates.
07/16/2020
Interview
07:47

Danai Gurira - Difficult Conversations with My White Friends, Love Our Girls and Amplifying Voices
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E126

Actor and playwright Danai Gurira talks about her Instagram series Difficult Conversations with My White Friends and working against the marginalization of women and girls.
07/15/2020
01:54

Killing the Addiction
South ParkS14 E1

Kyle and Butters join the government's hunt for the evil wizard alien.
03/17/2010
01:21

Sex Addicts
South ParkS14 E1

Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.
03/17/2010
02:48

They Took His Dog!
South ParkS13 E10

The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
10/21/2009
01:40

Smackdown
South ParkS13 E10

The Wrestling Takedown Federation presents its finest performance to date...Smackdown.
10/21/2009
02:01

Wrestling Auditions
South ParkS13 E10

The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.
10/21/2009
01:18

We Suck So Hard
South ParkS12 E2

Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.
03/19/2008
01:23

Britney's Had Enough
South ParkS12 E2

Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.
03/19/2008
01:29

They've Arrived
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle go to a lavish party at their producer's mansion. They feel special being around all the local celebrities, including Jay Cutler, who sucks.
11/07/2007
01:20

Mel Gibson Defense
South ParkS10 E10

Miss. Stevenson uses the Mel Gibson defense of being an alcoholic to get out of her conviction.
10/18/2006
01:40

The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction
South ParkS10 E2

The boys learn that South Park's newly-developed cloud of smug fueled by hybrids and George Clooney will soon merge with San Francisco's constant smug cloud.
03/29/2006
01:27

Scam on a Global Scale
South ParkS9 E12

When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale.
11/16/2005
01:40

Thank You For Returning
South ParkS9 E12

When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
11/16/2005
01:55

Super Awesome Talent Agency
South ParkS9 E3

Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
03/23/2005
01:06

Butters is Sold
South ParkS8 E12

Butters' parents convince him that if he can raise $250 million, they won't sell him to Paris Hilton.
12/01/2004
02:16

Paris Makes an Offer
South ParkS8 E12

Paris Hilton offers the Stotches a great deal of money for Butters. After drinking too much, Paris passes out and Butters sneaks a touch.
12/01/2004
01:22

Mr. Biggles
South ParkS8 E12

Paris Hilton forgets about her dead dog when she sees Butters on the side of the road. She's plans to dress him in a bear costume and call him Mr. Biggles.
12/01/2004
00:56

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
South ParkS8 E12

With the release of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, all the little girls in town want to make nasty videos of themselves and post them on the internet. Wendy isn't interested.
12/01/2004
01:00

Dog Suicide
South ParkS8 E12

When Paris Hilton won't quit her incessant mindless chatter, her chihuahua, Tinkerbell, puts himself out of his misery.
12/01/2004
01:49

Stupid Spoiled Whore Store
South ParkS8 E12

Paris Hilton stumbles into South Park for the grand opening of her Stupid Spoiled Whore Store. Wendy is concerned that all the girls in town can't wait to get sluttified.
12/01/2004
01:38

Puff Daddy Kills PETA
South ParkS8 E8

Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
10/27/2004
01:31

On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
South ParkS8 E8

Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
10/27/2004
01:52

Banishment
South ParkS8 E8

When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
10/27/2004
02:12

Vote or Die
South ParkS8 E8

When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
10/27/2004
01:41

Stop the Future
South ParkS8 E7

With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
04/28/2004
01:21

The O'Reilly Factor
South ParkS8 E7

Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
04/28/2004
01:19

A Good Job at Wendy's
South ParkS8 E7

More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
04/28/2004
02:34

They Took Our Jobs
South ParkS8 E7

While scientists take delight in studying the future people, Americans all over the country are upset that hordes of them are arriving to take their jobs for less pay.
04/28/2004
03:11

Terminator Rules
South ParkS8 E7

A man from the year 3045 built a time machine to go to the past, find a job, open a savings account that will collect interest, thereby make him a billionaire in the future.
04/28/2004
02:44

Good Parenting
South ParkS8 E6

After a chase ending at a police standoff, Kyle teaches Mr. Jefferson a lesson about parenting. Mr. Jefferson vows to give his money away, no longer making him a rich black guy, and a target of the police.
04/21/2004
01:07

History of Framing
South ParkS8 E6

Sergeant Yates gets in touch with the Santa Barbara police department and discovers Mr. Jefferson is actually a rich black guy.
04/21/2004
01:23

Sergeant Yates at Home
South ParkS8 E6

Sergeant Yates tells his wife that he's quitting the force. She makes him realize that he loves his work framing rich black men and he shouldn't give it up.
04/21/2004
01:16

He's Not Black?!
South ParkS8 E6

The police detectives are disgusted with themselves because they think they almost framed a guy who wasn't black.
04/21/2004
01:06

Planting the Evidence
South ParkS8 E6

The police plant cocaine, blood splatter and the pubic hairs of a raped girl in Mr. Jefferson's home.
04/21/2004
00:32

Rich Black Guy
South ParkS8 E6

Sergeant Yates gets word that Mr. Jefferson is a rich black guy and sends his team out to take him down.
04/21/2004
01:19

Ride the Train
South ParkS8 E6

All the kids in South Park are invited to Mr. Jefferson's house to play, but he's so preoccupied with his guests, he doesn't notice when his son gets hurt.
04/21/2004
01:49

Slumber Party
South ParkS8 E6

They boys end up having a slumber party at Stan's house after Mr. Jefferson turns up dressed as Peter Pan. Kyle finds Blanket in his backyard.
04/21/2004
02:25

Dinner Party
South ParkS8 E6

Stan's parents have having some people over for dinner and decide to invite Mr. Jefferson. Cartman thinks Stan is trying to steal Mr. Jefferson from him.
04/21/2004
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