Hand Lovin'
South Park
Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.

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Highlight
07:35

A Look Back at 2021 - Celebrity Power Couples
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Desi Lydic gives a roundup of the year's celebrity power couples, highlighting Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's rekindled romance and Senate sweethearts Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
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01:43

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
South ParkS7 E5

Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
02:01

Can I Have Your Tacos
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J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
02:32

Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
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Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
01:27

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
South ParkS7 E5

J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
01:51

Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
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BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
01:48

I Eat Tacos & Burritos
South ParkS7 E5

The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
02:50

Taco-Flavor Kisses
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Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
02:42

Will I Dream...
South ParkS7 E5

Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
02:32

Hand Lovin'
South ParkS7 E5

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
03:02

Suck My Culo, Chica
South ParkS7 E5

J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
00:57

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
South ParkS7 E5

Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
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