There's No Talking To This Guy
South Park
Season 12 E 10 • 10/22/2008

Even on their way to Peru, Craig continues to be a dick.

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00:50

Daniel's COVID Test
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Daniel reacts to video of a woman who got handsy during her COVID-19 test and shares a video of his own gripping examination.
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The Government discovers whats truly behind all this anger.
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01:47

The TMI
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Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.
05/18/2011
01:40

My Name is Dr. Marsh
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The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.
05/18/2011
01:27

Those Weren't Our Dick Sizes?
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The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.
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01:48

Pulling a Scared Turtle
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Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.
05/18/2011
01:34

A Den of Snakes!
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Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.
05/18/2011
01:07

Eric Cartman, 1.2 Inches
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The boys gather around to view the growth chart.
05/18/2011
01:22

Powerful Profiles
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Kyle and Cartman finally find a quality friend on Chat Roulette, while Stan's profile goes rogue.
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01:34

Looking For Quality Friends
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Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
04/07/2010
01:23

There's No Talking To This Guy
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Even on their way to Peru, Craig continues to be a dick.
10/22/2008
01:28

I Want America To Be Safe
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Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
10/08/2008
01:11

It's Not Where I Aimed
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Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
10/08/2008
01:34

How High Up Does This Thing Go
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Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
10/08/2008
01:55

That's Just Weak
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The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
10/08/2008
00:21

Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
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Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
04/09/2008
01:00

You're Not My Penis
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Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
04/09/2008
02:30

Cartman Panics
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After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
10/03/2007
01:06

Cartman Shows Picture
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Cartman shows the incriminating picture to the entire class, just before getting a message from his mom saying she found the original.
03/14/2007
01:08

The Phone Call
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After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first.
03/14/2007
02:19

Priest Maxi Councils Butters
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Priest Maxi Tells Butters about a camp for Bi-Curious boys, while Cartman tries to get the other boys to forget about the incriminating photo.
03/14/2007
01:38

Learning The Truth
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Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
10/19/2005
01:05

Randy's Map Drawing
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Randy draws a penis on the map when explaining the devastation global warming has caused.
10/19/2005
01:27

A Hard Routine
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Jimmy shows up just in time to perform his comedy at the talent show, unfortunately his problem hasn't gone away.
04/20/2005
01:30

Stage Fright
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Jimmy is thrown from the car, and pursues Nut Gobbler and Q Money on foot. That is until his erection pops up again.
04/20/2005
01:38

Pimp Problems
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Jimmy listens to Nut Gobbler at dinner until her pimp shows up and drags her away.
04/20/2005
00:44

Nut Gobbler
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Jimmy goes to Colfax Point and solicits sex from a prostitute named, Nut Gobbler.
04/20/2005
01:48

Off To Colfax Point
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The Talent Show has begun, but Jimmy is on his way to Colfax Point to find the right kind of woman.
04/20/2005
01:43

Buca di Faggoncini
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With Cartman in his ear, Jimmy tries to say all the right things to Shauna at dinner but fails.
04/20/2005
00:56

The White Hitch
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Cartman claims to be an expert at scoring with the ladies and offers his assistance to Jimmy.
04/20/2005
00:59

It Sneezes Milk
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Butters sits Jimmy down for an informative talk about what to do when your penis gets hard.
04/20/2005
01:08

Jimmy's Nightmare
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Jimmy has a nightmare about getting a monsterous erection during his stand-up routine at the talent show.
04/20/2005
01:37

Doctor Pal
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.
04/20/2005
01:18

Bathroom Retreat
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Jimmy gets an erection while talking about performing in the upcoming talent show, and retreats to the bathroom.
04/20/2005
02:15

Anonymous Question Box
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The kids aren't taking Mr. Mackey's anonymous question box very seriously, and he is gay.
04/20/2005
01:17

I Don't Like Vaginas
South ParkS9 E1

Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
03/09/2005
01:18

Negroplasty
South ParkS9 E1

Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
03/09/2005
00:59

What's a Sex Change Operation?
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When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
03/09/2005
00:32

Mr. Garrison Has Titties
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While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
03/09/2005
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