Because I'm 12
South Park
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999

Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.

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