Cartman's Plan
South Park
Season 7 E 10 • 11/05/2003

Cartman's plan to defeat the elderly includes a train, explosives, Country Kitchen Buffet, being disguised as a black person and a dead Kyle.

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Cartman's Plan
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Cartman's plan to defeat the elderly includes a train, explosives, Country Kitchen Buffet, being disguised as a black person and a dead Kyle.
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Wrong Turn
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A senior citizen couple takes a wrong turn en route to the Country Kitchen Buffet and land atop a fisherman, killing him instantly. The incident is reported on News 4 that night.
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