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How Very Very Relevant
South Park
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
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01:17
Hockey Nightmare
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S10 E14
Stan's Dad wakes up screaming after a nightmare about Stan's failed goal attempt at the Pepsi Center many years ago.
11/15/2006
00:48
Woodstock Flashback
South Park
S9 E2
Stan's parents remember their hippie days at Woodstock and realize they don't want Stan anywhere near those people.
03/16/2005
01:34
Born a Whore
South Park
S8 E12
Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
12/01/2004
01:21
The Tap Tragedy
South Park
S8 E4
Butters went through a lot of therapy to forget the painful memories of his final tap dance, in which eight people died.
04/07/2004
01:39
Saying One Thing and Doing Another
South Park
S7 E4
Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
00:45
How Very Very Relevant
South Park
S7 E4
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
00:52
Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
South Park
S7 E4
Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
01:29
Official Messenger Boy
South Park
S7 E4
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
01:41
Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
South Park
S7 E4
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
02:26
All You Little Flag Burners
South Park
S7 E4
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
04/09/2003
01:37
So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
South Park
S2 E7
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
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